Spencer's Super-Happy Fun-Time Right-Wing Word Pit

IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON TELL ME:

"You know... Bottled water costs more than gasoline and I don't hear you whining about bottled water"

I AM GOING TO THROTTLE SOMEONE.

Listen very very VERY carefully.

I DON'T DRINK 25-30 GALLONS OF BOTTLED WATER A WEEK!!!!!!

GOT IT!?!?!

SHUT UP!!!