Memorial Day
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“Happy Memorial Day “ seems to be all you hear in the week prior to
Memorial Day. When the very definition of memorial is to remember, it seems
odd to say ...
9 years ago
- L S. "Spencer" Olsen
- I don't really care if you agree or not. Just saying what I think.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
SWINE FLU!!!
You could get a fever and some chills and maybe a cough!!! Holy Crap!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Testing a blog from the phone
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
In the wake of our recent disaster, we have been replacing needed stuff here and there as we can. Last night, I was shopping with Roxy for a new brazier or two. Bra shopping is weird... anyhoo. I couldn't help but notice that some bras advertised to be "18 Hour" bras. Huh? I asked Roxy what that meant. She shrugged. We mused about what happens after 18 hours in a non-18 hour bra. Perhaps your boobs fall off, or maybe the bra explodes. Who knows, Perhaps, after 18 hours, your bra will strangle you or disintegrate.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
First up is a comment from an opinion article linked off of drudge today. The article talks about how Obama bowed to the Saudi Prince. This is priceless. 8 years of "Bush is in bed with the Saudis" only to have the O-man pull a full-on bow. Hee hee hee. Anyway - the quote is this...
The second reason is actually right, about liberal talk radio hosts being mean and using personal attacks. But I digress. Look at the quote again. How many of you who are reading this listen to talk radio? Are you self employed? In Sales? What I find funny is the assertion that only the elite listen to talk radio. Anyone who actually works for a living is not interested in politics. I love it. Everyone I work with listens to talk radio - from the Mexicans in the shop, all the way up to sales. Same has gone for just about every job I have ever had. It's fallacious to assert that the conservative demographic is made chiefly of business tycoons, hell bent on stealing all the money from the poor. Anyway.....
Next up is an op-ed from the Wall Street Journal. It is worth a read. The crux is about how the current administration (and by that I include both legislative and executive branches) is sour over TARP repayments. It also highlights new legislation aimed at controlling corporate salaries of companies who recieved TARP money to begin with. It is worth a read, so I thought I would post a link. Click Here to Read.
Lastly, I am inspired by Obama's 'America Sucks' tour. I have decided that his approach on Nuclear arms is spot-on. I have decided that I want peace in my town. I want all of you criminals to know that owning weapons of any kind is wrong and we should rid ourselves of them as soon as possible. Once we do, we will all have peace. I will start by removing all weapons from my home in hopes that you, criminals, will join me in peace.
Let's see how well that goes...
Oh, and Missouri... Specifically, Richmond... Come on! Really? Re-electing a dead mayor? First Carnahan... You know, sometimes I feel luck that I moved away... Missouri, you suck. Get a grip.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Airforce One conference room.
Obama: Hey Michelle, check out this iPod I got for the Queen Mum!
Michelle: Aw yeah, dat'z tight, yo. She gon' get freakizzy!!!
Obama: Sure thing, Michelle. I also agree that she is going to love this iPod. look, I even put a video of her visit to America on it so she could view it. It's a personal touch.
Michelle: DAAAAaaaaaaaaaam!
Queen Mum (QM): Gordon! Gooooordon! Oh, there you are. Gordon, I want to talk with you about the Obama's. They are coming to visit this week and I know that you give the best gifts. What do you think a Queen should choose for a visiting Dignitary?
Gordon: Well, your highness...
QM: I'm over here, Gordon.
Gordon: Oh yes, quite. Sorry, It's these eyes, you know. Anyway, madam... did you hear what Mr. Obama gave me when I visited the States?
QM: No.
Gordon: DVD's!
QM: *gasp* You don't say!
Gordon: Quite. It's not bad enough I can't see the bloody things, but they wouldn't even play in my DVD player. Region encoding, you know.
QM: I see. I - I just don't know how to respond to that. I wonder what he is bringing me?
Gordon: Probably some rubbish. Perhaps he'll bring you something completely tasteless... Like an iPod or something.
QM: Ha ha ha - he wouldn't have the nerve.
Gordon: Oh, wouldn't he?
QM: I have an Idea! We should get him something even worse!
Gordon: Quite so! But what?
QM: Um... well... we could get him a picture of me...
Gordon: Oh that's just awful, who gives a self portrait! It's brilliant!
QM: And to top it off, I'll autograph it!!
QM and Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gordon: Oh Elizabeth, you are shrewd!
QM: Revenge is sweet, now, let's go find that picture, shall we?
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
In London.
Obama - Good morning, Mr Brown... Mr. Brown. Over here.Brown - Sorry, Mr. Obama, my eyesight is not all that good. In fact this eye is completely blind.
Obama - No problem. So. Did you get to watch any of those sweet DVD's I gave you?
In Moscow
Obama - Good Morning, Mr. Medvedev. I want to talk to you about our Nuclear arms.
Med - Really! Do go on, Mr. Obama.
Obama - I think we should enter into a proliferation agreement and dismantle our Nuclear programs.
Med - Right!
Obama - I think that it would be the best for our two nations to do this for the sake of the world.
Med - Right!
Obama - Mr. Medvedev, as soon as we draft and sign this treaty, I promise you that we will reduce our capacity to produce and keep these dangerous and immoral implements.
Med - Right! Thank you Mr. Obama, that sounds like a grand Idea. Thank you for stopping by.
Obama - Thank you, Mr. Medvedev. I wish you all the best. Goodbye.
Med - Goodbye Mr. Obama. Good Luck.
...
Med - Vladmir, Get Kim Jong Il on the phone, Christmas just came early!
In China
Obama - Good Morning, Mr. Il - or is it Jong-Il? Anyway, I want to talk to you about our Nuclear arms.
KJI - Really! Do go on, Mr. Obama.
Obama - I think we should enter into a proliferation agreement and dismantle our Nuclear programs.
KJI - Right!
Obama - I think that it would be the best for our two nations to do this for the sake of the world.
KJI - Right!
Obama - Mr. Jong, as soon as we draft and sign this treaty, I promise you that we will reduce our capacity to produce and keep these dangerous and immoral implements.
KJI - Right! Thank you Mr. Obama, that sounds like a grand Idea. Thank you for stopping by.
Obama - Thank you, Mr. Jongill. I wish you all the best. Goodbye.
KJI - Goodbye Mr. Obama. Good Luck.
...
KJI - Chang, Get Dmitry on the phone, Christmas just came early!
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