Spencer's Super-Happy Fun-Time Right-Wing Word Pit

Let's see...

Ft. Hood investigation by Senate panel risks politicizing the whole thing... proving that all terror attacks are a result of political correctness gone awry...

Try 9/11 terrorists in New York in US criminal court... (anyone got the rules for trying international terrorist/war criminals in civil courts?)

Look at all these jobs we created in area 51... (By the way, a net loss is a loss, not a gain.)

Hey - you don't need a breast exam until you're 50. Just kidding!!

Good job, government. Way to go. Keep it up so that we can keep moving... well... somewhere.

But hey, at least there are some things we can count on, like Sarah Palin's annoying accent.