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Today, Algore is in Norway getting his Nobel Peace Prize. That's right! It is time to give the award for "...the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses." for making a factually questionable movie about theories behind a theory of the future of the planet's weather. WAY TO GO NOBEL COMMITTEE!!!

Let me give you a taste of the article that has me peacefully content right now...
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First of all, Gore arrived via commercial flight and then took a train. Good job, there... That's like Quentin Tarantino not cussing in church or only praying on Sunday. We all remember the video of Gore boarding his private jet a month or two ago. We also remember seeing the movie he made where he is talking about all these "carbon emissions" whilst seated in his big limo and private jet. In speech class, they told us that when we speak to an audience on any topic that the first thing we do is establish credibility. Gore establishes about as much credibility in the "Inconvenient Truth" saga as a one armed man giving a seminar on climbing up a rope. But Algore didn't stop there... Nosiree!! Apparently he kinda gets that people don't think that a "documentary" on global warming has anything whatsoever to do with peace; so he tries to bridge the gap for us with this gem: "There are now millions of climate refugees in the world who have been forced to leave their ancient homes and move in to areas already occupied by others," he said, citing the case of Darfur." What!?!?!!?!?!!?111!!!11one!!!!11
Really?? I thought it was about ethnic cleansing? But I guess it is really about global warming. I'll bet that right now millions of dead Sundanese Christians are rolling over in their mass graves. Let me give some fact on the conflict in the Western Sudan. Drought as well as overpopulation has driven the Muslims into the Christian areas of Sudan. These "climate refugees" are now killing the inhabitants of the lands that THEY have moved into. It can be argued that the Muslims have been forced south due to "Global Warming" but the whole genocide thing is really just a choice on their part. So don't give me this nonsense that wars are being fought because the earth is going to burst into flames soon. And what? Are millions of Sudanese Muslims going to see your film and stop killing. The best part, however, comes where they start talking about the newest summit on Bali to talk about what to do when the Kyoto Treaty expires. "Delegates from nearly 190 nations are gathered for the December 3-14 summit in Bali which is tasked with laying the groundwork for a new treaty to tackle global warming beyond 2012, when the Kyoto Treaty's first phase expires." Guess what... There is a problem in Bali. Know what it is? Yep. There is not enough room for all the private jets that will be there during the conference. Click Here to Read the Article Way to go environmentalist nations! You Fail.