Spencer's Super-Happy Fun-Time Right-Wing Word Pit

In the wake of our recent disaster, we have been replacing needed stuff here and there as we can.  Last night, I was shopping with Roxy for a new brazier or two.  Bra shopping is weird...  anyhoo.  I couldn't help but notice that some bras advertised to be "18 Hour" bras.  Huh?  I asked Roxy what that meant.  She shrugged.  We mused about what happens after 18 hours in a non-18 hour bra.  Perhaps your boobs fall off, or maybe the bra explodes. Who knows,  Perhaps, after 18 hours, your bra will strangle you or disintegrate.