Spencer's Super-Happy Fun-Time Right-Wing Word Pit

That's right, the Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 - belt-fed, fully automatic, and forged in pure awesome in the fires of Mt Doom. This bad boy rains death at 3 rounds per second from a 25 round belt of black-tipped Nerf fury.

The best part is...

Santa brought 2 along with 2 extra belts of ammo for a total of 100 rounds of mom-angering Nerf darts.

It is needless to say that with these two hunks of wickedness coupled with extra magazines and ammo for the other nerf guns, our week was filled with Rambo-esque skirmishing in a seemingly endless round of Nerf tag.

The end result is that we are missing about 15-20 rounds. Mom will probably find them over the next few weeks. (sorry, sweetie)