Spencer's Super-Happy Fun-Time Right-Wing Word Pit

Bush, accompanied by John Ashcroft, George HW Bush, Condoleza Rice, and the recently pardoned Scooter Libby rushed onto the stage .  Brown-shirted thugs stormed the stage, taking Obama and his newly appointed team as well as the Secret Service completely by surprise.  Cheney was present, presiding from his new mobile command chair as the coronation took place.  The crowd and law enforcement stood helplessly by as President Bush took the podium and laid out his newly ratified Executive order declaring marshal law and extending to him an unelected, indefinite continuation of his presidency.

Many in the crowd of onlookers were stunned, but not surprised by the actions.  One man, Geoffry Taybour, a 23-year long student at UCLA commented, "Yeah, I pretty much knew he would do this.  What did you think they were doing for the past 8 years?  The war, homeland security, HALIBURTON - it was all for this, man!"  

As soon as the crowd was subdued, Bush made his speech from the podium.  The speech lasted for close 30 minutes as the new Emperor laid out his plan, first for the US and then world domination.  Citing his connections with the illuminati and thanking all of his collegues at the Skulls, Bush declared himself supreme ruler of the United States and shared his plan to put cameras in every house and on every street corner as well as internet, phone and other means of surveillance to be put in place immediately.  

Oh wait...   That didn't happen.

Up yours you tin foil hat wearing hippies!!!!