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I found this product today...

Yes, folks - that's right.  For just $24.95 + shipping and handling, we will send you this Ipod charger cable that does this:

What you are looking at above is the Itunes configuration for your Ipod.  You just clear that checkbox.

You see, $24.95 device will allow you to plug in your Ipod without out opening Itunes. (so you can charge it, dummy)

So will that checkbox.  Then you just open Itunes when you want to sync your ipod.

...or you can be a sucker and buy the cable.